Only Robinson Crusoe had everything
done by Friday
Is Reading in the bathroom considered
multi-tasking?
Practice Random acts of braking and
senseless lane changing
Very Funny, Scotty. Now beam down my
clothes!
Madness takes its toll. Please have
exact change
Energize," said the Captain. And
the pink bunny appeared.
If logic prevailed, Men would ride
Sidesaddle
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you
burn
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100,000 sperm... and You were
quickest?
If not for the Last Minute, Nothing
would get done.
D.A.M. Mothers Against Dyslexia
Red Meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy
Blue meat is bad for you!
Am I getting smart with you? How
would you know?
You're just jealous because the
voices only talk to me!
Nine out of Ten Men who have tried
Camels prefer Women
Some days, it's just not worth
gnawing through the straps
I don't have stress. I'm just a
carrier
Everything I know I learned by
killing smart people and eating their brains!
It's OUR money, not theIRS!
Give the anarchists an inch, and the
next thing you know, they want to be in charge!
Inside every small problem is a big
one trying to get government funding
FEED THE HOMELESS TO THE HUNGRY
I was abducted by space aliens - and
I vote!
Save the whales! Trade them for
valuable prizes!
I can't go to work today. The voices
told me to stay home and clean the guns.
If you can't dazzle them with
brilliance, riddle them with bullets
It never fails! You start having fun,
and they send in the lawyers.
Question Authority - Don't ask why,
just DO IT!
Artificial intelligence is no match
for Natural Stupidity
Stupidity got us into this mess-why
can't it get us out?
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