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Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday

Is Reading in the bathroom considered multi-tasking?

Practice Random acts of braking and senseless lane changing

Very Funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes!

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change

Energize," said the Captain. And the pink bunny appeared.

If logic prevailed, Men would ride Sidesaddle

Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn

USER ERROR - Please replace user and press any key to continue

100,000 sperm... and You were quickest?

If not for the Last Minute, Nothing would get done.

D.A.M. Mothers Against Dyslexia

Red Meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy Blue meat is bad for you!

Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Nine out of Ten Men who have tried Camels prefer Women

Some days, it's just not worth gnawing through the straps

I don't have stress. I'm just a carrier

Everything I know I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains!

It's OUR money, not theIRS!

Give the anarchists an inch, and the next thing you know, they want to be in charge!

Inside every small problem is a big one trying to get government funding

FEED THE HOMELESS TO THE HUNGRY

I was abducted by space aliens - and I vote!

Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes!

I can't go to work today. The voices told me to stay home and clean the guns.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets

It never fails! You start having fun, and they send in the lawyers.

Question Authority - Don't ask why, just DO IT!

Artificial intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

Stupidity got us into this mess-why can't it get us out?

 

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